*heavy breathing*
Fat fic reads... or rent...
Gonna have to be... Huh... wait... there's an itch link?
*Reads description and etes nearky bug out of head*
Fat Ambessa?!?!
*Scrambles for wallet details*
*sigh* Guess it's instant noodles for me tonight... At least, I'll have a good read to go with the carcinogens.