I kept laughing the whole way! Love it. Wife can testify to the audible "what the f-" I spouted at the random capybara. 5 stars all across.
Thank you so much! A little bit sus though that you were at a speed dating event when you have a wife....
I'm so glad it made you laugh! That's the capybara that sits on my desk and I thought he would make a good eligible bachelor.