This premise, dialogue, movement, mechanics, and audio are all perfect, so funny and well-executed. I was laughing immediately and the gameplay is genuinely punchy and fun, tell me why I was actually tilted every time the rules got twisted on me even knowing it was coming. I will say I did feel extra smart when I chose an option that secretly benefitted me too - the extra platform is goated for blocking bombs and helped save me from vertical movement - but that silly beach ball screwed me. Easily the most fun I've had in any game this jam, will be playing on repeat. Incredible job!