You have my absolute respect for references to both Zork and The Stanley Parable. You totally had too much fun writing the input tutorial.
In the first two acts I struggled to keep my wife happy, so I fixed that by apparently making everyone equally unhappy in act 3! I hope Zelda and Elliot see this simulation of the chaos they cause you in your daily life when they grow up! This was very funny, and it was cool to see a text adventure for a change! Also the music was beautiful!
I hope you try out and rate my entry too!