I haven't played that many jam games yet but this is my favourite so far and it doesn't even work lmao. I love the idea, (I'm a big fan of osu mania and the gameplay of this is just that with one extra thing) the presentation is great, the bad news is funny. The music is genuinely great. I was still pretending to play the second half until it wouldn't progress because I was enjoying it so much. Got such a high score in my head lol.
Will definitely revisit this in a week when you inevitably upload a working version!