Softlock disappeared, thanks.
The android soft lock has been traced to the WBoobs3.png file, as it is the only commonality between certain events, after your help. My only guess is that the file has some sort of unique corruption that only takes down certain android devices (again, best guess). I have deleted and remade this file from scratch, in hopes that his resolves the issues. If it does not, please use the toggle in the upper-left of the pause menu to continue playing in the meantime.
