After having lived a good, full life as a dog, the first thing I am asked to as a human is to decide whether I "hypothetically" want to be my favorite vegetable. Such is life I suppose :)
Still waiting to hear what door I opened with that key...
Seriously, though, this had me smiling the whole way through! Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it to end because of a bug stopped me from progressing, but what I did see was great!