I HAVEN'T WROTE A FANFIC SINCE I WAS 13 BUT I'M GENUINELY CONSIDERING COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR LANE. The sexist comments are obnoxious, but he's so ridiculously stupid and cute HE GOT ME GIGGLIN' ^w^ If I was genuinely in the player's place, I'd take every opportunity to fluster him then act like it never happened lmaooo I LOVE that he can flirt but can't handle genuine flirtation back. Not like "Damn you look good" "Oooo you too ;)" I mean like:
Lane : "Hey, look at me."
"What, Lane? Unlike you I'm trying to work."
Lane: "Cmoooon, I just want to see that pretty face."
"Have you tried a mirror?"
Lane: "What?...Oh. Uh." *Cue him playing with his nose ring*
