Ok, I chuckled out loud several times, it's a really cool for such a short game. I like other-than-dice-or-cards resolution systems and look into integrating my other hobbies (e.g. speedcubing) into TTRPGs. It's a really nice entry, thanks!
A quick question: it seems a bit strange that the artwork didn't make it to the game while the copyright alone takes almost half a column. Is there a reason for such a long licence? Maybe publish it as "CC BY 4.0" which would leave enough space for your sk8er-wizArt?