I'm sorry, I can't perform all said actions — I'm working 6 days a week in a grocery store (which is alright for students) 8 hours/day, paying some of my parents' bills, cut the grass at neighbors' lawns for free cookies and make sure I wash myself and keep my room tidy, since it belongs to my little brother as well, and I want him to breath fresh air in his own room.
I sleep on a couch since the bed is occupied by my bro, and the only one who wear a collar in my family is our dog.
The only thing I might be shamed of is that, despite being 19 year old guy, I still sleep with my old-as-hell teddy bear cuz I have way too many memories to abandon him.
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TLDR: Don't write about people's lives you have no idea about, c'mon, dude/ma'am/whatever your gender is, you don't even know my home town