Okay, I have now played every single entry into the Classic Cam Horror Jam except for the AI scam one with the vampire maids and the one my computer flagged as a virus (sorry Nate,) and I deliberately saved this one for last because I had the sneaking suspicion from the jam page that it would be the most polished. And it is. By a significant margin. I don't know how you did this. I don't know why you did this. I don't know what the hell you were thinking at any point in this project. All I know is that I experienced existential terror playing this that I have rarely felt.
I'm not kidding, I'm not doing like a sarcastic joke here for the internet. This game is an obvious shitpost about an ice swan on a tricycle and it is the most competent presentation of horror atmosphere in the entire jam. It's not scary per se because it's too bizarre, but it's so surreal that it lulls you into this dreamlike trance and makes you soak in the dingy environments and the twisted monsters. If you had wanted, you could have easily made a serious horror game, but I don't think that would have worked. It needed to be weird to be effective.
I beat it on my first try having only been hit once and got a final rating of 5/6 wedding favors: "She's so fucking pissed at you." And I can't think of a more perfect ending.
Also, the font on the title can easily be misread as "Ass Swan," which feels like a lateral move.