How could you insult arseholes so badly? What did your arsehole ever do to you? Wait. I do not want an answer to that last question.
These are the words of someone who has not experienced the ill effects of Taco Bell!
Ahahahahahahaha!
Actually, I have sometimes comsumed toxic smell food for precisely this reason.
Oh, then you know. You know what your arsehole's ever done to you. My deepest sympathies!
But I blame myself and the taco bell for that, not my hole. :)