Greetings & salutations!
1. I'm Professor Gonzo, the magnificently evil bastard alter-ego of some hack writer.
2. This is my first time existing, it's quite... Nice.
3. My inspirations all stem from the brain of some nitwit who pulls my strings.
4. The aforementioned hack (whom, I do not associate with, by the way) isn't very good at releasing things. So this has been a challenge for him, a breeze for me ofcourse, everything is easy when you've been alive for as long as I have; seen the things I've seen.