How about the Hannah Montana Linux distro? ;)
Building from source on essentially any Linux distro (or BSD, or MacOS) is a snap: install the SDL and SDL_image packages, clone the Decker repo, run make, and you're set. I haven't tested Hannah Montana Linux, but it should work just like any comparable vintage of Ubuntu. I have tested the Fedora 18 image that shipped on OLPC XO-1s; it's much faster and easier now that Decker works against SDL 1.2, so you no longer have to screw around with building SDL2 from scratch.