WARNING: Your local area has been compromised by "Deep Freeze Syndrome (DFS)." Remain indoors near a source of heat, do not let outside air into your home. If you begin to feel cold, it is too late, your bodily tissues have already started to freeze. You cannot halt DFS, your body will continue decreasing in temperature.
STAY SAFE. STAY VIGILANT. STAY HEALTHY.
This emergency broadcast has been transmitted by the Anomalous Disease Containment Division.
