What we need is a Part 2 of Clashing Rods, but with more Human opponents, and some Beastmen!
Like White Guy -> Latin Guy -> Black Guy -> Wolf Dude -> Lion Guy -> Horse Dude -> Minotaur (Final Boss)
Great idea Cowardlion!
100% Some more human penises, and some furry ones, would make this so much more awesome than it already is
Damn right! Also, after defeating an opponent, you could store some of them (as backup), to use on Fights that are very difficult, like the Horse and the Minotaur Boss.