transcript of my playthrough:
oh HELL NO! get me out of here! way too dark! give me a flashlight! maybe 'F'? no, wait what is 'F' doing? OH! FIREWORKS! that will definitely scare the scary ghost girl with bad teeth away, heheheheee... NO! DIDN'T WORK! RUN!RUN!RUN! WHERE ARE THE ITEMS? AHHHHH! oh, wait 'Exit'? nice. I'm the BEST! no problem...