You actually made me laugh xD
I'm so glad you could find a way to relate to the difficulty... and the rock!
The game turned out to be a little harder after the web release, because of complex stuff with the mouse movement that i'm still figuring out...
So if you feel like you deserve going home, you should prolly download the windows version. That version is the version that was playtested the most. You should be able to get at least home, and maybe get a secret ending?
Thank you so much for your time commenting and playing!