As with many others, I was unable to start the game but I will admit I had initially thought I was supposed to be press space immediately so I had constantly restarted the game, not realizing there was actually a time prompt that will appear. Based on the one dialogue text that appears in this game, it is clear that you were trying to go for something humorous and I did find the statement of a baby being pissed to be hilarious. I would love to see this game in its proper state once you manage to fix those issues as it does seem promising.