Hey Deadpan,
I streamed my playthrough of your game (the video has chapters). Check it out:
Despite all your warnings, I still played your game. It was an experience for sure haha. The polish on this game though did so much to make the "unplayableness" of it much more tolerable. Loved the visual style and it still felt really well made. Felt like something I would have played on Newgrounds back in the day. Would love to see you put this much effort into a game you would want people to play, you are clearly very talented!