Always like the ones that take a less traveled path with the theme. Almost went with "lot" as in a plot of land, myself. I like your direction better. :)
The Graphics were consistent and worked well. The Audio was a great complement to it. Together, it made for a really good retro feel to the game.
The mood was a bit weird because the text sets up for a dire situation, but I found the gameplay humorous from the Relentlessly Pursuing Hellfire you run from to the Butt Rock of Doom when you fail. My suggestion would be to lighten up on the text, as the gameplay already works well as it is.
Really nice work, and a great little game that I hope you revisit to work more on again in the future.