-Guy1: Hellow dude, this game is a master pice. I belive that one guy named Andree would love this game.
-Guy2: 3k??
-Guy1: No silly, the one in my class. hahahah
-Guy2: ahahhah
Everybody laugh
-Guy3: Truly, a tale worthy of legends. "Andree of 3B, Slayer of Synths, Champion of Chamber Zero." Someone make this man a protagonist. 😂🎮
-Guy4: Coming soon: Andree’s Awakening – Chamber Zero DLC 👀
-Guy1: Hahah YES he’d lose his mind in the best way
-Guy2: Not before losing his humanity first 💀
Everybody still laughing.
Guy3: Preorder bonus: "Andree’s Hoodie of Eternal Tilt" – +50% rage, -20% accuracy
Guy4: Bro unlocks his final form once the synths start talking back 😭
Guy1: Plot twist: Chamber Zero is just his math classroom on a Monday morning
Guy2: And the final boss is the printer that never works unless you're late 💀
Guy3: "Press X to Doubt Humanity" – his special move 💥
Guy4: The loading screen tips are just passive-aggressive life advice
Guy1: "Tip: You can’t parry emotional damage."
Guy2: Achievement Unlocked: Mentally AFK – complete 5 days in a row without speaking