Guy3: Preorder bonus: "Andree’s Hoodie of Eternal Tilt" – +50% rage, -20% accuracy
Guy4: Bro unlocks his final form once the synths start talking back 😭
Guy1: Plot twist: Chamber Zero is just his math classroom on a Monday morning
Guy2: And the final boss is the printer that never works unless you're late 💀
Guy3: "Press X to Doubt Humanity" – his special move 💥
Guy4: The loading screen tips are just passive-aggressive life advice
Guy1: "Tip: You can’t parry emotional damage."
Guy2: Achievement Unlocked: Mentally AFK – complete 5 days in a row without speaking