Woah, this is pretty crazy. Surreal to read all those ideas right after working on implementing so many of them :D
(By which I mean legit alt-tabbing from a fake "website" layout in Unity to Itch and reading this)
You're up for a surprise once the next update is out, I'll say this much. I think I may have said a little too much already, but you've pretty much guessed those updates yourself at this point, so kinda fair!