Indeed you can code more than a little bit ;). I didn´t find any bug and ate my table at least half a dozen of times hahaha. Jams can be taken seriously, as a joke or as a challenge to yourself (or maybe a mixture of all). But you made a playable and addictive minigame, so… Well done.
It´s a good game because I wanted to reduce the time. My first attempt (without choking) was 2:15 (XDD).