Ive figured out a way to run the game!
I used a computer that wasnt a Chromebook
found my moms old $50 gateway laptop from like 2020 outta storage and somehow got it to turn on
I put the files on a USB and then it only took me like two secs to get the app to open
on my chromebook it wouldn't open no matter what I did, so I just gave up
I guess this lil temu ahh laptop has a purpose (to run cataire and cataire only)
cataire is peak and Chromebooks are just haters on peak games