Really fun take on the theme! Pretty much everything went wrong for me though. Terrible luck. I just hate when I go to put my shirt on in the morning and it catches fire on the floor. Really well done, congrats on the jam.
Yeah, shirts spontaneously combusting is actually a really common occurrence in everyday life (source: trust me). That definitely happened to my a couple times. Today I always have a fire extinguisher in my room just in case.
Jokes aside, I'm glad you enjoyed playing, thank you so much!