I love the aesthetics of this. Your pixel-art is quite pleasant to look at, and very memorable indeed. Frankly, the first impression was how I landed on this page at all.
However, the dynamics, or lack thereof, is very disappointing. It gimps the entire experience, for me at least. Turned it on, clicked, instant regret.
Surely this would've been better off as a simple CMS? Like, I make no claims about knowing what's happening behind the scenes, nor the purpose behind its making. But you'd be hard-pressed to persuade me an idle game, what's basically a parody genre, was the perfect fit for this sort of theme? I can't be alone in thinking a wizard-themed SimTower-like is that outlandish a concept… right?