If you want to dedicate your life to a project like that, I won’t stop you.
Aaaaand... done ! After countless decades of toiling away in my humble study, the translation finally sees the light of day.
Many thanks for giving meaning to my existence. At last, I leave a trace of my passage on this world.
(I can delete the independent page and just send you the file if you prefer, of course. Also I didn't use the translation as my submission for the 36-word jam, it felt kinda cheaty.)