3/10.
While I get this was probably just a joke game, everything felt really rudimentary, and again no audio (guessing you didn't like making audio or just didn't bother.) The punchline was alright, but there was a bunch of weird grammar, and it felt like you didn't explore it enough. (Humor is subjective so this part doesn't really matter that much.) There was some weird hitbox issue with the pools of blood, and the drops.
The boss was cool enough, easy in the first two parts, got slightly challenging when the two attacks combined. Was expecting it to go into a phase two when I punched him, but it just ended with a text screen, (which I think is the end of the game?) I don't know, might've missed the rest cause I just pressed Esc and it closed the program.