I never faked your birthday. I just probably said it was incorrect. One time you said you were 12. And the birthday you set for Viktor isn't canon, according to MrDrNose. And you can't refute him, since he is the Watcher of this version of AEWVS. If you want to, you can hack into the realm with Baldi's help by finding out where MrDrNose (the human) lives and forcing him to alter his own reality. That won't really be good for us though. And also, why haven't you done that to me yet? You promised me you would do a thing with your axe, and yet, nobody from the internet showed up at my house to do said thing...