Everything you just said I disproved. In order... Delay tools don't work as hearts do not decline. If you upgrade normal clicks it makes the penis meter fill faster and sex meter fill less, rather than other way around.
Auto-clicker is only way of getting by one star because it locks the penis meter up, otherwise the penis moves and fills but the sex meter does not move.
Hearts per second do not work. At all. Ever. As in I have over 20 H/s and it does nothing.
CLEARLY you didn't bother to read a single thing I had typed.