Dummycorp. is issuing an immediate recall on D-fend units. Buyers report unusually aggressive behaviour towards all human life. This was a major oversight, and everyone at Dummycorp. extend their dearest apologies to anyone harmed due to our products.
*ᴰᵘᵐᵐʸᶜᵒʳᵖ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡˡʸ ᵃᶜᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ᶦⁿʲᵘʳᶦᵉˢ ᵒʳ ᶜᵃˢᵘᵃˡᵗᶦᵉˢ ᵃˢ ᵃ ʳᵉˢᵘˡᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵒᵘʳ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ
