I think you should brush up on your style and join the ranks of the AAA game developers. You have the talent to join the hundreds of faceless clones that created such mind-numbingly boring games like Assassin's Crud or something.
Just kidding!
I freaking love your games because they are fun, hilarious and immanently surprising. Magic Wand is a great example of the biting humor I love.
Get them pots, sir