Hi this is captain Wil Dai Sun thank you for choosing Ohio airlines.
Our service will always be available.
Today's menu will have vegan cheese burger with beef. A small salad and other radioactive ingredients.
Please don't stare at the abyss outside of the plane or you'll be fuck by it
If you notice one of our wing has disappear please remember. There's no after life and there will be no other for you to join with your loved one.