Dear my alternative self... y'all are my demons so...
Once I was great invincible Gooner and no one dared to stand in my way...
I traveled the land, in search for a worthy Mog battle, until I discovered the Gates of Primal Timeline...
I broke my timeline rules and opened the gate. The demons of the other timelines were beyond them.
They rushed upon me! Edging my flesh, edging my soul... turning me into a doodle...