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Selling dog. Sometimes she screeches but it's because she's bilingual.

Anxious Dog

DOG

Totally!

yo my dog is also bilingual

sometimes he starts singing Weezer songs at 3am

edit: specifically Buddy Holly

does it come with a flea collar?

I think the fleas are to scared to bite her. Dunno why, she's just a greyhound

can i pet dat dog

I mean, she tends to bite, but I'm sure she'll trust you!

first off that was a meme

I know

why you give doggo lipstick??

Wdym? She's just a normal greyhound. Look:

yeah my dog looks like that too, and hes just a normal greyhound who likes to sing Buddy Holly at 3am!

why it got chicken legs tho? Those twig legs look like they can snap in two with a single flick man :(

like i said, LIPSTICK

that aint no dog, where in the deepest crevices of hell did yall get an eldritch horror

nah that's just a regular greyhound.