IM SO GOATED i did the opposite of what scemer said and got really big and played the secret minigame. It took me like 1 hour and I KEPT seeing 'dON'T LET eugene's eggs kill ya!' then finally i beat and it said I wasted my time and i won nothing :(
Congrats, you're the second person to find the secret game! And well done for your other comment, you found all the secret parts of the game!