I swear i havent laughed when playing a game yet this jam. But i lost it when i saw the fire sprites on the bomb stall. Hilarious! Comedy gold all around, and worthwhile for the laughs alone man. You're a funny one!
Ok I guess I have to give some game feedback. At the start i hoped there was a way to skip dialogues to the end instead of transitions (I have this same problem in my game). Given your comedic skill, I also would have liked to read all the dialogues from the NPC, but the text unravel speed made it slightly painful. A way to show the dialogue without forcing the interaction scene to play out would be great!
Thank you for the enjoyable experience.
Edit: Surprisingly on theme too. Last Stand indeed.