Well, it looks brilliant, sounds brilliant - perfectly captures the voices of the Thumbs crew and, uh, uh, um, I can't play it because... I'm terrible at these sorts of games. I'll go back to it again shortly, but... as soon as I start to see a football pitch, my eyes glaze over. But the sheer amount of work and well-executed ideas is impressive as all hell - would love to see this taken further!

This was fabulous! My favourite of the jam so far. The dialogue was funny and I really had to fight for my win. Nice job on making the spells and actual football work in tandem, it felt like both were really useful and necessary even though it'd be easy for one of them to default to being the important mechanic with the other as a side thing.

PS: I didn't have a lot of time for difficulty balancing. If the game is too hard, go into options and reduce the number of goals required to win, and the number of enemies each goal spawns. If it's too easy, tweak it the other way.

If your computer can handle it, turning up the game speed can make the game more fun... but rather a lot harder.