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Touhou: I'll Never Lose To CockView game page

Try not to lose to cock in this insane multiplayer platformer bullet hell of pride!
Submitted by ChairGTables (@ChairGTables) — 3 minutes, 10 seconds before the deadline
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CriteriaRankScore*Raw Score
Challenge (Tough but Fair)#152.9682.968
Use of Theme (LGBT Pride / Identity)#322.1292.129

Ranked from 31 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.

Team members
ChairGTables (programming), Sylvysprit (music), DannyRG (art), Tristama (art), MSLabo102 (Japanese Translation)

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thanks doc


Chair remind me to end your life for this jam title during our already-controversial jam.

Anyway idk I tried it a bunch of times and it crashed a bunch of times. The only nitpicks I even got to witness are that the movement is pretty zoomy and makes it hard to get any precise verticality, and the enemies fire pretty quickly and are probably better off firing slow bullets so you can actually react to it if you get fired at. It's hella energetic otherwise so it was enjoyable while it worked.

Developer (2 edits) (+6)

Hello. Lead developer here. I just want you to know that this is in a VERY incomplete state. Yes, I know this is gonna lose a lot of points for the jam, but please, I'm begging you as if I'm an attention whore, look at this again when I upload the complete version. The team worked very hard on this and I was only able to use around 1/3 of the team's assets. I don't care that it doesn't count for points in the jam. I just want my team members to feel appreciated for their work. I understand that not utilizing everyone's work shows incompetence as a lead developer, but I WILL finish this to make up for it. Just please, give us a chance to let my team members shine. If you do look at it again soon, please do not rate the game based on the updates, as it is unfair. I love my team members very much, as they have been with me for a long time now. I am very sorry.

Yes, this game softlocks at Stage 4 and you can sometimes fall through walls. And the most crucial issue of all, the game randomly crashing. I could not solve what was causing it, as there was no bug report in my console. But I will fix this for sure outside the game jam.