Interesting game. I included it in my Pippin Barr 'GAME IDEA' Game Jam compilation, if you'd like to check it out :)

Our games are quite similar in a way :P I found it difficult to tell whether clicking on something chose to run it over or to avoid it, and the resulting text often seemed unrelated to my choice, which didn't help me work it out.

Nice GY!BE reference :)

Quite a full on game and was an interesting take on the game idea.

Very good comedic timing with the SPLAT! graphics and sound effects. :)