theres only 1 real ending and the game tries to railroad you into it real hard

Didn't get very far, sadly.

Couldn't really figure it out, if I'm being honest.

Brilliant. For a free game, there was an absurd amount of content and it kept me entertained for a long time. The various endings were crazy funny, the video game one gave me a good chuckle, and I played through it all in a single sitting.

Make the cat fall faster, please? Otherwise, great stuff!