An abecedarian is a style of poem in which the first line starts with A, the second with B, and so on. They get hard toward the end because of W, X, Y, and Z, which is disheartening to poets. But luckily, I have a solution that turns into i...

Survive WWI using the power of bad poetry. Each day the shells creep closer, but if your poetry is bad enough maybe the Germans will leave you alone. Create seven couplets of fearsomely bad poetry and you may just survive, then send the abo...

A badly written sonnet in the worst colours and formatting I could think of. Hope you have fun.