It seems that the second I started playing 'THE GOVERNMENT DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO POOP', it decided to give me an existential crisis right off the bat (while highly inappropriate music played). Luckily, before it got too sad and awkward, the topic quickly changed to poop, something that I've got a much better understanding of.
However, don't let the humorous nature of this game deceive you like it deceived me. The writing of this game deeply touched my soul... and then proudly farted into it with all its might. Again and again, it kept on filling my soul with pestiferous gases right until it started to choke, and soon after, shattered in tiny pieces, falling deep down on the ground only to be engulfed by the bright green fart clouds, taking the remains of my spiritual self somewhere far, far away, way above the sky.
An exciting story, relatable characters, this game has it all. And despite the multiple typos, the wisdom 'THE GOVERNMENT DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO POOP' preaches made a lasting impression on me. That's because no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to hide talent behind typos.
This game is truly infectious with its maddness and that's the very definition of a masterpiece.
Thank you for submitting your game to the Ms Paint's Jam!
Absolutely looking forward to playing your next magnum poopus.
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It seems that the second I started playing 'THE GOVERNMENT DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO POOP', it decided to give me an existential crisis right off the bat (while highly inappropriate music played). Luckily, before it got too sad and awkward, the topic quickly changed to poop, something that I've got a much better understanding of.
However, don't let the humorous nature of this game deceive you like it deceived me. The writing of this game deeply touched my soul... and then proudly farted into it with all its might. Again and again, it kept on filling my soul with pestiferous gases right until it started to choke, and soon after, shattered in tiny pieces, falling deep down on the ground only to be engulfed by the bright green fart clouds, taking the remains of my spiritual self somewhere far, far away, way above the sky.
An exciting story, relatable characters, this game has it all. And despite the multiple typos, the wisdom 'THE GOVERNMENT DOSEN'T WANT YOU TO POOP' preaches made a lasting impression on me. That's because no matter how hard you try, it's impossible to hide talent behind typos.
This game is truly infectious with its maddness and that's the very definition of a masterpiece.
Thank you for submitting your game to the Ms Paint's Jam!
Absolutely looking forward to playing your next magnum poopus.
LOVE YOU....YOUR REVIEW......AND YOUR GAME JAM......my heart is now shattered in tiny pieces
a truly enlightening
gameexperience1000 /10 i am rethinking my life choices
THANKYOU..............................................................
That was wack. What did I just play? Check out mine for an equally conspiratorial although much less words game https://itch.io/jam/ms-paints-jam/rate/1590015