EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TTRPG ONTO THE TABLE. ITS MEATHEADS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE MY MAIN CHARACTER, CHUNK MEATHEAD. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GOBLIN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MEATVERSE'S MOST DANGEROUS MEGADUNGEON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MECHANICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A TTRPG ONTO THE TABLE. ITS MEATHEADS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE MY MAIN CHARACTER, CHUNK MEATHEAD. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME GOBLIN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP A TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE MEATVERSE'S MOST DANGEROUS MEGADUNGEON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE MECHANICS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT.