Beautiful game! The collision boxes are super unfair, but that's what this is all about, right? My wife played this for almost a half hour straight. Her best was 10ish? Mine was 2. Excellent job!

OP

Not only I liked it, but I got obsessed. It is good to the point when my mom entered the room, I switched tabs to sado-maso porn, 'cause it was way easier to explain. I was drowning in nightmares, my financial status was awful and so was my love life. I admit, I tried to suicide. Then, Flappy Umbrella came to me, as if it was a miracle. Not only I won millions, but also am drowning in pussy. This game is the shit. Seriously play it, if you ain't playing it yet you're just scum.
P.S: Sometimes I feel like jerking off for a while but then I think, fuck that, Imma play some Flappy Umbrella.
P.S.2: Ran out of ideas, play this or you're a shitnugget.

Fuckin' awesome. I got a boner while playing this.