I really enjoyed this game! The artstyle is brilliant, feels like I'm playing on Windows 3.1 or something. Nice system for stats and dialogue. The conversations are indeed hilarious. Thanks for making this.

The writing in this game had me in stitches! Maybe not for all the intended reasons but at being warned that my character is "overpissed" I just lost it.
I finally found one NPC who didn't care about my stats and I was actually able to talk to. I stood there having the same conversation with her while I starved and pissed myself until I had relationship score 102/100 only to find the button to make friends or flirt do nothing!