Dear clientelle potentiale,

We are pleased to hear (as we always are) one has decided Shwac Realtor’s is a business they may place confidences and belief. Not suspending our dedication and hopes as a figurative company, we will have put all our best resources into your very resposible purchase, even at the cost of time on developing projects and career aspirations.

Some of the many joys you are at the liberty of receiving if you continue pursuing desires:

• I will personally ask for time off work shelving ice cream and listening to books from sundown to sunup to:

  • a) slip the deed into my candy dark red motorcycle’s Willie & Max saddlebags and drive it to anywhere in the us.

  • b) personally drive the deed to the quarter acre purchased and there dig a hole and there bury the deed^🙃^ in a locked chest.

  • c) hand deliver the gps coordinates to your home address mailbox in an unstamped envelop with the name of your choosing written on the envelop in undiluted Dagger brand ink.

• I will give you the game’s uncut original copy.

• You will also get an uncut reproduction of the Lands lorebook.

Again, thank you. And, if you would. Kindly leave us parting thoughts. Address a sealing and a closure in our shared agreement. This ensures those who come to us after. Your esteemed name presiding among our works as example and security is more purpose than thanks, to us. Will be in touch.

Sinlessly,

Shwac

^🙃^ and the game.