“title": m@de {w1th} l0ve! 🕹 

Look at how they do THIS! It's impossible to create adult games without lube.... All the team cocks are wiped down to the calluses. And the hairy holes of the office have to be patched by plugging them with big anal plugs..... The biggest one, of course, is always Artlid's. We look so much alike! 💈

"body": Programmer Michelle 💾 even dreams in binary code, especially if it's a thick array of data that needs to be debugged manually. She loves to cummit often and multiple times... She also loves the insanely vulgar stories of Screenwriter Dee 📝, who walks around the office in tattered stockings with someone's semen constantly dripping down them. Looks like she's getting turned on by lamers... Rush hands on the desk, time to do a wet backup before the captcha separates us! 😍

The event about making porn games has already STARTED and will be available from November 13th through the 26th. The manual is already written, it's time to gamble...i.e. fuck them! There's a reason I tried it all first and then described it in detail! Oh, that's not me! It's all the lags... 💦💦💦

“reward": In this event, you will be treated to:

• MYTHIC card “Programmer Michelle” from Harem of Nerdies;
• LEGENDARY “Tester” card;
• EPIC “Designer” card;
• A unique MYTHIC “ASCII art” item;
• And such an inspiring IDEA PACK for the messiest of fantasies! 😇

You can't roll back all the secrets anymore... Seize the moment, and pull the whole team onto your big gamepad. They love it! And as always, I'm looking forward to your juicy feedback. Cum on my face, because I tried! 😋

“bonus": Black Friday 🖤 and crazy sales on everything is about to start in-game! We're also preparing new awesome activities and mechanics 🍹 that will surprise you a lot! And of course we have long awaited New Year events 🎄 and tons of gifts ahead! Stay tuned! 💌

P.S. Please don't send dickpics in our Support... Girls get pregnant!!! 100101 🍌